*Let’s not focus on the ethics of that too much. This isn’t brain surgery.

Q1. What is Brian’s favorite food. (If you don’t know favorite food, answer with what he eats most often)

A1: Brian’s favorite food is either chocolate or Pizza. (he eats pizza the most)

Q2:  Who does Brian want to be the next president of the U.S.?

A2:  That’s easy. Ron Paul.

Just kidding. Barack Obama.

Q3. What’s Brian’s favorite drink of choice?

A3: Coca Cola.

Q4: True or false: Brian loves cooking shows.

A4: Sigh. False (unfortunately)

Q5: What is Brian’s favorite thing to say?

A5: “Uh…what are you doing, honey?”

Q6: Where does Brian wish to go on his next vacation?

A6: Brian really wants to go to Costa Rica, but it’s expensive.

Q7:  When was the last time Brian cut his hair?

A7: Beats me. When was the last time Rosie O’Donnell bather herself?

Q8: Where Did Brian and Katie go on their first official date?

A8: La Bella, in Oak Park.

Q9: What impressions can Katie do that always “fool” Brian?

A9: Leanna and Frownie

Q10:  True or False: Brian hates Katie.

A10: FALSE!

violets are fine,

Brian’s not anyone’s fella,

except for…mine.